November 12, 2008

Darth Vader Toast: The Dark Side of Breakfast:

by Bonnie Burton

If there's something every Sith Lord knows how to do it's make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader's helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Force power not required to operate toaster.

Make your own tasty Star Wars inspired breakfast treats with these easy-to-make recipes below. Set your Darth Vader Toaster between 5 and 6 to get the best results.


  • White bread

  • Raspberry or strawberry jam

Relive the epic battle between Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi as they duel on the lava planet Mustafar. The raspberry jam will serve as your red lava!


  • White bread
  • Peanut Butter
  • Cinnamon sugar

Pay tribute to Darth Vader's home planet of Tatooine with this toasty treat. All you need to do is cover your toast with peanut butter and cinnamon sugar which looks a lot like sand, only it tastes better.


  • White bread
  • Nutella

Going to the dark side never tasted better thanks to the hazelnut spread Nutella. Toast your bread slice and slather on the Sithy darkness.

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